Well, the Vodka Tampon Challenge was our second scientific “mythbusting” endeavor…the first being Double Vasectomy Todd’s loss of 80 lbs and gaining of 1 and 3/4 inches of penis length, thus confirming “The Rule of 35” or “Dr Steve’s Rule” that says for every 35 lbs of weight loss, you regain 1 inch (approximately) of visible male membership.
The Vodka Tampon Challenge was affected, however, by my recent loss of vision…posterior uveitis knocked me from 20/20 to 20/200 in a day and I had to get steroids injected in my dumb eyes again. This is all documented on my pal “LobstaJohnson”s YouTube site which I recommend you check out. Anyway, it was scientific enough. The premise is pretty iffy…who would really think that the small amount of alcohol on the surface of a tampon would be absorbed at all, much less cause inebriation? We proved that it is MALARKEY (you’ll have to listen to the show to find out how) and it does nothing but cause pretty significant vaginal irritation. DO NOT TRY THIS CRAP AT HOME. We do it, so you don’t have to do stupid stuff.
Speaking of stupid stuff, I’ve had a ton of emails requesting the CB ALIEN mp3. So here it is. I wrote it with Freb Vultee in something like 1977 at the height of the CB Craze and decided to pass it along to our trucker listeners as a kind of a tribute. Probably would have done better to just say “we appreciate each and every one of you” and left it at that. Anyway, here it is. Do with it what you will (I recommend simply ignoring it).
July 10th will be the last weekend that Weird Medicine owns the Midnight Slot. July 17th begins the reign of terror known as Big Kev’s Geek Stuff and we’ll alternate weeks until someone above us changes things again or until either Kev or I keel over.
Until next time
your pal,
Steve
