Weird Medicine Healthcare for the Rest of Us

I have this resident named Erin and she demanded that I start being more timely regarding uploading Weird Medicine episodes.   So here is the first of the two “all voicemail” episodes that we did while O&A were on vacation.

These shows were a dry run for the 3 hour Fecalicious Extravaganza that will air soon on the SNV, and that was a dry run for the upcoming LIVE SHOWS from NYC and the Nashville XM-Sirius studios.   What we’re really hoping (and this is all still up in the air) is that Sirius will appreciate the value of Weird Medicine and will book it monthly for a three hour live show.   We’ll still go to NYC yearly to shove fingers up people’s rectums, but the pre-recorded shows will be no more.   We’ll see!  Erock and Danny are helping us with this and we’ll post more when we know more.

This show contains adult content (as do they all).   Since the tag generator in WordPress doesn’t work with this custom theme, here are the topics we covered:

Billy Mays Toxicology Report
Hair Follicle Drug Tests
Semen taste
Genital Warts
Human Papilloma Virus
Fear of Flying
Anxiety
Square Breathing
Smoking Cessation
Condoms and Erectile Dysfunction

When we did this one, we had no idea it would be the last scheduled “Weird Medicine” on the old schedule.   With the new schedule (Ron and Fez 11-3) and with the 7-9 Saturday Night slot gone, we’re not sure where we’ll end up.   We’re on summer hiatus for the next few weeks and as soon as we know our fate we’ll post it here and on the message boards.

This show contains the beginning of Double Vasectomy Todd’s weight loss/schlong length program (courtesy of trainer-extraordinaire MJ Kovaleski, AKA Steve C’s fiancee.

There’s some other cool crud in here as well.    Enjoy!

your pal,

Steve

PS: if you’d like to express your support for Weird Medicine on Sirius-XM, send an email to drsteve at doctorsteve dot com with the subject “Bring Back Weird Medicine” and we’ll forward it along to the appropriate authorities. 🙂

Ok, it went like this…

Someone canceled their 9pm Saturday Night Virus show (who would do such a thing?) and “Special Delivery” stepped up to the plate.   This left their regular 6pm slot open.  Big Kev had the 5pm slot, so Erock asked us if we could do a show on really short notice (like less than a day).  As the typical Weird Medicine show takes me an average of 8 hours of show prep over several nights, I figured why not try a “Best of” show.   We’ve been doing this for 2 years, surely we have enough material to do a one hour retrospective.  Ugh, I was so sick of hearing my own voice drone on and on as I was reviewing the old shows, I really despaired that we’d be able to put together a credible show.

Double Vasectomy Todd and PA John were able to make it (Jefferson the Shyster being in court that day) so we did it “Live on tape” rather than just compiling a bunch of crap and calling it a show.

I asked Erik to send us all of our XM material (there’s 7 1/2 hours of live stuff) in good quality audio so we can make a “real” best of some day.

Anyway, this was a fun experiment;  hope you enjoy it.

Check out our twitter at http://www.twitter.com/weirdmedicine

This may be a turning point for us;  for the first time we started to feel really comfortable just talking about stuff;   we’re really trying to work on an entertaining “conversation about health care” which can be a pretty dry subject.   We do have fun with it, as the finale of the AssCrack Challenge demonstrates.  I think Erock told us that the new powers that be at Sirius will be listening to this one.   Hope we don’t just get tossed summarily off the air. 🙂

Contents:

PA John’s baby (which one is the real baby?)

Pat and Big A update (treasurer’s report)

Asscrack Finale: Wherein Dr Steve gets a “Male Posterior Brazilian” wax “live” on tape to the merriment of all

Francois Rabelais’ “Gargantua and Pantagruel”, 16th century advice on arsewiping brought to life

Herpes

Epididymitis

Radio War: LIAM vs ESD (also LIAM vs OPIE)

Genital Vitiligo

We enjoyed doing this one;   hope you all dig it.

This was the file we used to re-pitch our show to Sirius after the merger.

Please Lord, make it be good enough. 🙂

Liam is notorious on XM 202/SIRI 197 thanks to his Weird Medicine promos that Ron and Fez were kind enough to run.   When O&A had the idea of running a “make your own Ashley Madison commercial”,  I figured ol’ Liam would be a shoo-in.

Well, in the end, the spot isn’t very complimentary to Ashley Madison, and the bleeps make it sound like this 5 year old kid is saying “bitch” and “f#$(” (he really said “butt” and “play with”…) so it really wasn’t going to win any contests, but here it is for your enjoyment.

Making a bit of a turn from our more recent shows, this one was all medical questions from email and ronfez.net.  We covered a lot of ground and cleared out some of the inbox.

For the near future, our show will be on monthly at 7pm before the Saturday night virus (4pm on the West coast), and is replayed at 1pm the next day.   My son will be cutting a promo very soon about this situation. 🙂

The last 2 minutes of the show featured “Jonathan and Darlene Edwards” version of “Staying Alive”.   Jonathan and Darlene reveled in bad music back in the 70s, and I used to use their version of “Carioca” on my “comedy” talk show on WCAR called “Wike and Waku” in 1975.  You can check them out here.

Also that website of legit Candadian Pharmacies can be found here.

We had some repeat requests for the Weird Medicine theme song, “Paging Doctor Steve” by the talented Sherwin Sleeves.   Here it is again!